Funny T Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Corduroy pillows: They’re making headlines!”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Gravity: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the LAW!”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Life is too complicated in the morning.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“We are all part of the ultimate statistic — ten out of ten die.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Nobody’s perfect. I’m a nobody.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Ask me about my vow of silence.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“If ignorance is bliss, then tourists are in a constant state of euphoria.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“If at first you don’t succeed, don’t try skydiving.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I intend to live forever. So far so good.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“What happens if you get scared half to death twice?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Energizer Bunny arrested; charged with battery.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I didn’t use to finish sentences, but now I”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I’ve had amnesia as long as I can remember.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Vacation begins when Dad says, I know a short cut.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Evolution: True science fiction.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“What’s another word for thesaurus?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I went to the fights, and a hockey game broke out.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it’s still on the list.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

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