More Funny Tee Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is another collection of funny tee shirt sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy. Have a good laugh!

“The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.”
– Jim Carrey

“If you can’t take the heat, don’t tickle the dragon.”
– Scott Fahlman

“Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak.”
– Steven Wright

“So many men, so few who can afford me.”
– Unknown

“If they don’t have chocolate in heaven, I ain’t going.”
– Unknown

“At my age, I’ve seen it all, done it all, heard it all…I just can’t remember it all.”
– Unknown

“My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.”
– Unknown

“Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.”
– Unknown

“Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.”
– Unknown

“Don’t treat me any differently than you would the Queen.”
– Unknown

“If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.”
– Unknown

“Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.”
– Unknown

“It’s hard to be nostalgic when you can’t remember anything.”
– Unknown

“I’m out of estrogen-and I have a gun.”
– Unknown

“Guys have feelings too. But like…who cares?”
– Unknown

“Next mood swing: 6 minutes.”
– Unknown

“I hate everybody…and you’re next.”
– Unknown

“And your point is…?”
– Unknown

“Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.”
– Unknown

“Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.”
– Unknown

“Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.”
– Unknown

“You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.”
– Unknown

“All stressed out and no one to choke.”
– Unknown

“I’m one of those bad things that happen to good people.”
– Unknown

“How can I miss you if you won’t go away?”
– Unknown

“Sorry if I looked interested. I’m not.”
– Unknown

“If we are what we eat, I’m fast, cheap and easy.”
– Unknown

“Don’t upset me! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.”
– Unknown

“I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.”
– Unknown

“God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.”
– Unknown

“They call it ‘PMS’ because ‘Mad Cow Disease’ was already taken.”
– Unknown

“NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.”
– Unknown

“Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.”
– Unknown

“I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”
– Unknown

“Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!”
– Unknown

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