Funny T Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of funny T shirt sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy. Savor the humor!

“Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Borrow money from a pessimist — they don’t expect it back.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I didn’t fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Never answer an anonymous letter.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Always go to other people’s funerals, or they won’t go to yours.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Few women admit their age; few men act it.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“No one is listening until you make a mistake.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Give me ambiguity or give me something else.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“We have enough youth. How about a fountain of Smart?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“He who laughs last thinks slowest.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Campers: Nature‘s way of feeding mosquitoes.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can’t.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Why is abbreviation such a long word?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Nuke the Whales.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the ability to reach it.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“You can’t have everything; where would you put it?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I took an IQ test and the results were negative.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

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