Funny T Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“My mind is like a steel trap, rusty and illegal in states.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Nothing is fool proof to a sufficiently talented fool.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“On the other hand, you have different fingers.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I’ve only been wrong once, and that’s when I thought I was wrong.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“God made mankind. Sin made him evil.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I don’t find it hard to meet expenses. They’re everywhere.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I just let my mind wander, and it didn’t come back.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Don’t steal. The government hates competition.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Humpty Dumpty was pushed.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“National Atheist’s Day April 1st.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“All generalizations are false.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Work is for people who don’t know how to fish.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“If you don’t like the news, go out and make some.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“IRS: We’ve got what it takes to take what you have got.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I’m not getting smaller I’m backing away from you.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“I don’t know what makes you dumb But it really works.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Rehab Is for Quitters”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“My Dog Can Lick Anyone”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

“Computer programmers don’t byte They nibble a bit.”
– Funny T-Shirt Saying

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