Country Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“As slow as molasses in January”
– Country Saying

“As stubborn as a swayback mule.”
– Country Saying

“Be there in two shakes of a sheep’s tail.”
– Country Saying

“Blind in one eye and can’t see out the other & Flatout like a lizard drinking.”
– Country Saying

“Busier than a one legged man in a **** kickin’ contest.”
– Country Saying

“Cheap at half the price”
– Country Saying

“Colder than balls on a brass monkey.”
– Country Saying

“Couldn’t find his backside with both hands”
– Country Saying

“Crazier than a sh!thouse rat!”
– Country Saying

“Crazy as cornpone”
– Country Saying

“Don’t p*ss down my back and tell me it’s raining.”
– Country Saying

“Did you just get your ears lowered (haircut).”
– Country Saying

“Like pounding sand in a rat hole.”
– Country Saying

“Don’t bite off more than you can chew.”
– Country Saying

“Don’t corner somethin that is meaner than you”
– Country Saying

“Don’t count your chickens before they hatch.”
– Country Saying

“don’t get your t its in a twist (don’t get mad)”
– Country Saying

“Don’t give a bit of spit if you like it or not ”
– Country Saying

“Don’t judge folks by their relatives”
– Country Saying

“Don’t let your alligator mouth write a check your hummingbird bird can’t cash!”
– Country Saying

“Don’t put the cart before the horse.”
– Country Saying

“Don’t put your eggs all in one basket.”
– Country Saying

“Don’t try to teach a pig to tell time. The pig doesn’t learn and you just get dirty.”
– Country Saying

“Dumber than a bag of hammers.”
– Country Saying

“Dumber than a box of rocks!”
– Country Saying

“Finer than a frog hair split three ways.”
– Country Saying

“Fixin’ to go down the road a piece.”
– Country Saying

“Flat out like a lizard drinking”
– Country Saying

” I’m so hungry I could eat the bum outta a skunk…. ”
– Country Saying

“Happy as a tornado in a trailer park”
– Country Saying

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