Redneck Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of Redneck sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“I ain’t a redneck ’cause I talk American real good!”
– Alec Straub

“Cause I’m a redneck woman.”
– Gretchen Wilson

“Let me get a big ‘hell yeah’ from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.”
– Gretchen Wilson

“A redneck water slide is when you just get a tarp out there, You just put baby oil and some soap on there. Put some water on it. Make a little mud puddle at the end, and have fun with it.”
– Honey Boo Boo Child

“I would prefer my kids not to be in the redneck bathtub.”
– Honey Boo Boo Child

“I’m a pageant queen, and I’m a redneck, Honey Boo Boo Child!”
– Honey Boo Boo Child

“This is what we call a redneck air conditioner. It keeps you cool, it keeps you wet, wet t-shirt contest all in one.”
– Honey Boo Boo Child

“If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You may be a redneck if…you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You may be a redneck if…your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if …the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…the most serious loss from the earthquake was your Conway Twitty record collection.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…you bought a VCR so you could tape wrestling while you are at work.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…you think that Dom Perignon is a mafia leader.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…you think that John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray are the three of the primary colors.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…you’ve been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…your belt buckle weighs more than three pounds.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…your child’s first words are ‘Attention K-Mart shoppers!”‘
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…your family tree doesn’t fork.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…your home has more miles on it than your car.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“You might be a redneck if…Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.”
– Jeff Foxworthy

“Everyone loves a redneck girl <"
– Kayla Marie

“What, I got to admit this is some funny shit!!!”
– Miranda

“People actually were worried that I was going to get stereotyped as a monster after Freddy, but my God, I got stereotyped as white trash for years, the best friend for years, the redneck for years, the nerd for years and let me tell you…it’s better to be a monster than to be a nerd.”
– Robert Englund

“The grand irony, however, is that Southern segregation was not brought to an end, nor redneck violence dramatically reduced, by violence.”
– Stanley Crouch

“Yeah, Michael thinks he’s a redneck. – Sean Tuohy”
– The Blind Side

“A redneck girl plays her heart when she’s down on her luck livin’.”
– Unknown

“He thinks the sun comes up just to hear him crow.”
– Unknown

“He was as mad as a mule chewing on bumblebees!”
– Unknown

“He’d gripe with a ham under each arm.”
– Unknown

“He’s busier than a one-legged man at a butt kickin contest!”
– Unknown

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