Country Sayings And Quotes

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“Haven’t seen you in a coon’s age.”
– Country Saying

“Haven’t seen you in a month of Sundays.”
– Country Saying

“He don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.”
– Country Saying

“He looked like death eating a cracker.”
– Country Saying

“He runs with the fox and hunts with the hounds.”
– Country Saying

“He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.”
– Country Saying

“He thinks he’s the Liberty Bell just ’cause he’s got a crack in his a**!”
– Country Saying

“He’s as worthless as a tit on a boar hog.”
– Country Saying

“He’s so slow he’s like molasses going up hill in January!”
– Country Saying

“He’s so ugly he looks like he fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down!”
– Country Saying

“He’d screw a snake if he could find its hole.”
– Country Saying

“He’s as strong as an ox, and almost as smart.”
– Country Saying

“He’s got champagne taste with a beer pocketbook.”
– Country Saying

“He’s tighter than a flea’s @$$ over a rain barrel.”
– Country Saying

“He/she has got more rolls than a bakery.”
– Country Saying

“I am so mad I could spit nails.”
– Country Saying

“I am so mad I could spit a brick.”
– Country Saying

“Higher than a kite!”
– Country Saying

“Hold your horses!”
– Country Saying

“If you break your leg don’t come running to me”
– Country Saying

“Hotter than the Fourth of July”
– Country Saying

“Houston isn’t the end of the world, but you can see it from there.”
– Country Saying

“Where you raised in a barn?”
– Country Saying

“They will be crying in their Cup-a-Soup.”
– Country Saying

“I do declare!!”
– Country Saying

“Bless her heart”
– Country Saying

“She’s as round as she is tall.”
– Country Saying

“I was a slick as a cat covered in **** on a marble floor”
– Country Saying

“I’ll be there if the good Lord is willing and the creek don’t rise.”
– Country Saying

“I’ll give you a good Scottish toast!”
– Country Saying

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