Country Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of country sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

” It’s colder that a witches tit in a brass bra”
– Country Saying

“He’ll be all over that like a chicken over a june bug!”‘
– Country Saying

“‘I’ll be done in two shakes of a lamb’s tail’”
– Country Saying

“‘I’m as old as my little finger, and a little bit older than my teeth’”
– Country Saying

“‘If duct tape can’t fix it than it ain’t broken’”
– Country Saying

“‘Knee high to a Grasshopper’”
– Country Saying

“‘lower than a snake’s a ss hole’”
– Country Saying

“‘Manure: The smell of money!’”
– Country Saying

“‘That boy’s so slow, he can’t catch a cold’”
– Country Saying

“‘That horse could buck a man’s whiskers plum off!’”
– Country Saying

“‘That’s some knee-slapping humour, that is!’”
– Country Saying

“‘The only thing his head is used for is keeping his hat warm’”
– Country Saying

“Up the creek in a barbed wire canoe, without a paddle’”
– Country Saying

“Don’t sell the skin before the bear has been shot”
– Country Saying

“He/she looks like not to be grasped by tongs”
– Country Saying

“If uglines could hurt, he/she would cry all day.”
– Country Saying

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree”
– Country Saying

“A brick short of a load”
– Country Saying

“A day late and a dollar short”
– Country Saying

“A dishonest person was said to be as crooked as a dog‘s hind leg.”
– Country Saying

“A friend of ours used to say, I’m full as a tick, after eating a good meal. ”
– Country Saying

“He works from can see to can’t.”
– Country Saying

“Ain’t seen you in a month of Sundays.”
– Country Saying

“He ain’t worth the powder in the gun to blow him to h*** ”
– Country Saying

“He’s slower than molasses in January”
– Country Saying

“I’m so hungry my stomach thinks my throat’s been cut”
– Country Saying

“As happy as a fox in a henhouse”
– Country Saying

“Whatever melts your butter.”
– Country Saying

“Are farts supposed to be soft and mushy? If not, I just sh!t my pants!”
– Country Saying

“As cold as a welldigger’s behind in Minnesota”
– Country Saying

“As hungry as a blind dog in a meathouse”
– Country Saying

“As nervous as a cat in the round house looking for a corner to take a sh!t in.”
– Country Saying

“As nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs”
– Country Saying

“As scarce as hen’s teeth.”
– Country Saying

“As sharp as a sack of wet mice.”
– Country Saying

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