Country Sayings And Quotes

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“Tough ti**y said the Kitty, but the milk’s still good”
– Country Saying

“She’d lie Christ off of the cross and back on again.”
– Country Saying

“She/He is deader than a door knob.”
– Country Saying

“Six of one, half a dozen of the other”
– Country Saying

“Slicker than a greased hog on ice”
– Country Saying

“So good my tongue is slapping my brains out.”
– Country Saying

“Stop! you’re making my teeth water!”
– Country Saying

“That man could fall in a pile of sh*t and come up with a diamond.”
– Country Saying

“That was faster than green grass through a goose.”
– Country Saying

“That went over like a fart in a diving bell! ”
– Country Saying

“That’ll go over like a fart in a space suit.”
– Country Saying

“That’s as hard as puttin’ socks on a chicken.”
– Country Saying

“That’s as quite as a mouse pissin’ on a cotton ball.”
– Country Saying

“That’s as useful as t*t’s on a bull”
– Country Saying

“That’s just hot enough to make my teeth itch.”
– Country Saying

“The best part of him ran down his mother’s leg.”
– Country Saying

“The fox always smells his own hole first.”
– Country Saying

“The lights are on but nobody’s home”
– Country Saying

“The road is so rough, it’s like driving on a washboard.”
– Country Saying

“There is many a slip between the cup and the lip.”
– Country Saying

“There’s more than one way to skin a cat.”
– Country Saying

“There’s neither rhyme nor reason in it”
– Country Saying

“Thick as two short planks”
– Country Saying

“How do you like them apples?”
– Country Saying

“Too big for your britches.”
– Country Saying

“Too broke to pay attention.”
– Country Saying

“Well dip me in melted butter and call me a lobster”
– Country Saying

“Well, shut my mouth!”
– Country Saying

“Well, that went over like a fart in church!”
– Country Saying

“Whatever blows your skirt up.”
– Country Saying

“Whatever floats your boat.”
– Country Saying

“Why, that just dills my pickle.”
– Country Saying

“You need that like a fish needs a bicycle.”
– Country Saying

“You’re a sight for sore eyes,”
– Country Saying

“You’re about as useful as a trap door on a riverboat.”
– Country Saying

“You’re as crazy as a sprayed roach.”
– Country Saying

“You’re barking up the wrong tree.”
– Country Saying

“Your face will freeze like that”
– Country Saying

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