Drinking Quotes And Sayings


Drinking Quotes And Sayings

Here is a collection of drinking quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“Responsible drinking? Now that’s an oxymoron.”
– Aaron Howard

Alcohol may be man’s worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.”
– Frank Sinatra

“If we take habitual drunkards as a class, their heads and their hearts will bear an advantageous comparison with those of any other class.  There seems ever to have been a proneness in the brilliant and warm-blooded to fall in to this vice.  The demon of intemperance ever seems to have delighted in sucking the blood of genius and generosity.”
Abraham Lincoln

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups”
– Alex Levine

“I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly . . . ”
– Anchorman

“Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we’re not poets.”
– Arthur, played by Dudley Moore.

“A drunken man is fitly named: he has drank, till he is drunken: the wine swallows his consciousness, and it sinks therein.”
– Augustus William Hare

“If everybody in this town connected with politics had to leave town because of chasing women and drinking, you would have no government.”
– Barry Goldwater

“There can’t be good living where there is not good drinking.” 
– Ben Franklin

“Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“He that drinks fast, pays slow.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Drunkenness is temporary suicide.”
– Bertrand Russell

Memory impairment: the free prize at the bottom of every vodka bottle.”
– Big Bang

“A drink a day, keeps the psychiatrist away.”
– Bruce Tomlinson

“A professional Bartender is someone who can do his or her best work when he or she doesn’t feel like it.”
– Bruce Tomlinson

“The problem with a treadmill is that the ice falls out of your glass. ”
– Bruce Tomlinson

“It’s like an angel crying on your tongue.”
– Bruno Heller

“They say some of my stars drink whiskey, but I have found that the ones who drink milkshakes don’t win many ball games.”
– Casey Stengel

Time is never wasted when you’re wasted all the time.”
– Catherine Zandonella

“Maybe talking when I’m piss ass drunk isn’t entirely bright.”
– Chris McGowan

“When I realized that what I had turned out to be was a lousy, two-bit pool hustler and drunk, I wasn’t depressed at all. I was glad to have a profession.”
– Danny McGoorty

“Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.”
– Dave Barry

“If God had intended us to drink beer, he would have given us stomachs.”
– David Daye

“I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.”
– Dean Martin

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.”
– Dean Martin

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.”
– Dean Martin

“I drink only to make my friends seem interesting.”
– Don Marquis

“Alcoholic friends are as easy to make as Sea Monkeys.”
– Dry

“An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.”
– Earnest Hemingway

“Drinking is a way of ending the day.”
– Earnest Hemingway.

“Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.” 
– Ernest Hemingway

“First you take a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes you.”
– Francis Scott Key Fitzgerald

“I’d prefer to have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal lobotomy.”
– Frank Nicholson

“I feel sorry for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
– Frank Sinatra

“I feel bad for people who don’t drink. When they wake up in the morning, that’s as good as they’re going to feel all day.”
– Frank Sinatra

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