Country Sayings And Quotes

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“I’m busier than a one-armed paper hanger.”
– Country Saying

“I’m so hungry my belly thinks my throat has been cut.”
– Country Saying

“I’m so jumpy I couldn’t p!ss in a number 10 washtub!”
– Country Saying

“I’m so tired I feel like I been rode hard and put away wet.”
– Country Saying

“I’ll stick it so far up your a** you’ll need a dentist to pull it out.”
– Country Saying

“I’m as hungry as a tick on a teddy bear.”
– Country Saying

“If brains were dynamite, that boy couldn’t blow his nose!”
– Country Saying

“If everybody liked the same thing, there wouldn’t be enough of it to go around!”
– Country Saying

“If I was any better, I’d be twins.”
– Country Saying

“If someone left the door open my dad said they were born in a horses @ss, they open and close themselves!”
– Country Saying

“If someone was voluptuous they were built like a brick sh!thouse and not a brick out of place!”
– Country Saying

“If wishes were horses beggars would ride.”
– Country Saying

“If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing is to stop diggin”
– Country Saying

“If you lay down with dogs you’ll get fleas”
– Country Saying

“He’s worthless as a tit on a steer.”
– Country Saying

“Indiana is so flat, you can watch your dog run away for 3 days.”
– Country Saying

“It’s spitting feathers here.”
– Country Saying

“It’s as cold as a mother-in-law’s kiss out there ….. ”
– Country Saying

“It’s colder than a witches tit in a brass brazierre!”
– Country Saying

“It’s hotter’n blue blazes.”
– Country Saying

“It’s cold enough to freeze the balls off a pool table.”
– Country Saying

“Keep skunks,bankers and lawyers at a distance”
– Country Saying

“Living in high cotton.”
– Country Saying

“Nuttier than a squirrel turd.”
– Country Saying

“You talk like your tongue was on a swivel and played at both ends.”
– Country Saying

“Who pissed in your cornflakes?”
– Country Saying

“As busy as a flea in a doghouse.”
– Country Saying

“Well butter my bu*tt and call me a biscuit!”
– Country Saying

“Saw my leg off, and call me shortie.”
– Country Saying

“See you soon, good Lord willing and the creek don’t rise.”
– Country Saying

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