Silly Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“A day without sunshine is like … night.”
– Silly Saying

“A penny saved is a congressional oversight.”
– Silly Saying

“Above all else: Sky.”
– Silly Saying

“Action is what you don’t take when the other guy is bigger than you.”
– Silly Saying

“All’s well that ends.”
– Silly Saying

“An elephant is a mouse built to government specifications.”
– Silly Saying

“Apathy is the worlds fastest growing disease. But who cares.”
– Silly Saying

“Artificial Intelligence usually beats real stupidity.”
– Silly Saying

“As I said before, I never repeat myself.”
– Silly Saying

“Black holes were created when God divided by zero.”
– Silly Saying

“Bugs Bunny is a hare brained critter.”
– Silly Saying

“Cannibal: One who gets fed up with people.”
– Silly Saying

“Conscience: What hurts when everything else feels so good.”
– Silly Saying

“Do dogs have four elbows or are their knees backwards?”
– Silly Saying

“Error. Keyboard not found. Press any key to continue…”
– Silly Saying

“Espresso: Ultra-efficient caffeine delivery system.”
– Silly Saying

“Every child should be given the opportunity to learn.”
– Silly Saying

“Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.”
– Silly Saying

“Fear is the darkroom where negatives develop.”
– Silly Saying

“Fight crime; shoot back.”
– Silly Saying

“Fire at will! Oh, it’s you, Bob! Fire at Bob!”
– Silly Saying

“Floggings will continue until morale improves.”
– Silly Saying

“Forgive your enemies, but remember their names.”
– Silly Saying

“God I want patience, and I want it now!”
– Silly Saying

“Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.”
– Silly Saying

“Gross Ignorance: 144 times worse than Standard Ignorance.”
– Silly Saying

“Growing old is mandatory, growing up is optional.”
– Silly Saying

“Happiness can’t buy money.”
– Silly Saying

“He who laughs last probably doesn’t understand the joke.”
– Silly Saying

“Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!”
– Silly Saying

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