Silly Sayings And Quotes

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“Honesty is the best policy. But insanity is a better defense.”
– Silly Saying

“I can see clearly now, the brain has gone.”
– Silly Saying

“If a tree fell on the florist, would he make any sound?”
– Silly Saying

“If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence you tried.”
– Silly Saying

“If you fail to prepare, prepare to fail.”
– Silly Saying

“If your attack is going really well, it’s an ambush.”
– Silly Saying

“I’ll have to think twice about it before I give it a second thought.”
– Silly Saying

“It’s not an optical illusion, it just looks like one.”
– Silly Saying

“Life is great, consider the alternative!”
– Silly Saying

“Life is just a phase you’re going through…you’ll get over it.”
– Silly Saying

“Make it idiot-proof, and somebody will make a better idiot.”
– Silly Saying

“Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.”
– Silly Saying

“Never advise anyone to go to war or to marry.”
– Silly Saying

“Never hit a guy with glasses. Always use your fists.”
– Silly Saying

“Puberty is when parents get difficult”
– Silly Saying

“Silence is golden but duct tape is silver.”
– Silly Saying

“Skydiving – Good to the last drop.”
– Silly Saying

“Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!”
– Silly Saying

“Teamwork is essential, it gives them someone else to shoot at.”
– Silly Saying

“The meek shall inherit the Earth after we’re done with it.”
– Silly Saying

“The only time I open my mouth is to change feet.”
– Silly Saying

“There is more to life than increasing its speed.”
– Silly Saying

“Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.”
– Silly Saying

“True friends always stab you in the front.”
– Silly Saying

“Welcome to Hell…Here’s your accordion.”
– Silly Saying

“What if there were no hypothetical situations?”
– Silly Saying

“When all else fails, read the directions.”
– Silly Saying

“When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.”
– Silly Saying

“Who wants to live forever (Not taking me into account of course).”
– Silly Saying

“Why is the word ‘Abbreviation’ so long?”
– Silly Saying

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