Silly Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“You only go around once in life. Make the most of it. And be sure you are prepared for the end. Hee, hee, scared you, didn’t I?”
– Silly Saying

“You’re schizophrenic? Gee, that makes four of us.”
– Silly Saying

“If you want to forget all your other troubles, wear too tight shoes.”
– Unknown

“A good pun is its own reword.”
– Unknown

“All of my friends and I are crazy. That’s what keeps us sane!”
– Unknown

“God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him.”
– Unknown

“Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.”
– Unknown

“Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature.”
– Unknown

“Seen it all – Done it all – Can’t remember most of it!”
– Unknown

“Silence is golden but duck tape is silver.”
– Unknown

“The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.”
– Unknown

“We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.”
– Unknown

“I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.”
– Victor Borge

“The best thing that could happen to motherhood already has. Fewer women are going into it.”
– Victoria Billings

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”
– W. C. Fields

“I never know whether to pity or congratulate a man on coming to his senses.”
– William M. Thackeray

“You should always go to other people‘s funerals; otherwise, they won’t come to yours. ”
– Yogi Berra

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