Silly Sayings And Quotes


Silly Sayings And Quotes

Here is a collection of silly sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by for you to read and enjoy.

Love is like seaweed; even if you have pushed it away, you will not prevent it from coming back. ”
– Nigerian Proverb

“Maybe this world is another planet’s hell.”
– Aldous Huxley

“Nothing is over until we decide it is. Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!!”
Animal House

“A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you”
– Anon

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.”
– Anon

“Some people say that one’s personality is reflected off of their car… Well, I have no car.”
– Anon

“A friend is someone who’s there when he needs you. ”
– Anon

“All of my friends and I are crazy. That’s what keeps us sane! ”
– Anonymous

Consciousness: that annoying time between naps! ”
– Anonymous

“I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week. ”
– Anonymous

“Why is the word ‘Abbreviation’ so long? ”
– Anonymous

“Girls are like pianos. When they’re not upright, they’re grand.”
– Benny Hill

“People are too durable, that’s their main trouble. They can do too much to themselves, they last too long.”
– Bertolt Brecht

“My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it.”
– Buddy Hackett

“A synonym is a word you use when you can’t spell the word you first thought of.”
– Burt Bacharach

“A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are. ”
– Chauncey Mitchell Depew

“A pessimist is a man who thinks all women are bad. An optimist is a man who hopes they are.”
– Chauncey Mitchell Depew

“Cheese… milk’s leap toward immortality.”
– Clifton Fadiman

“If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t, either.”
– Dick Cavett

“Sir, you are like a pin, but without either its head or its point.”
– Douglas Jerrold

“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly! Ha, ha! ”
– Eddie Murphy (Shrek)

“You couldn’t get a clue during the clue mating season in a field full of horny clues if you smeared your body with clue musk and did the clue mating dance.”
– Edward Flaherty

“A friend doesn’t go on a diet because you are fat.”
– Erma Bombeck

“A signature always reveals a man’s character – and sometimes even his name. ”
– Evan Esar

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.”
– Flip Wilson

“California is a fine place to live – if you happen to be an orange.”
– Fred Allen

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
– Fred Allen

“He swallowed a lot of wisdom, but all of it seems to have gone down the wrong way.”
– Georg C. Lichtenberg

“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
– George Burns

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark. ”
– George Carlin

“I have lots of ideas. Trouble is, most of them suck.”
– George Carlin

“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten. ”
– George Carlin

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
– George Carlin

“Never take a job where winter winds can blow up your pants. ”
– Geraldo Rivera

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
– Groucho Marx

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