More Witty Sayings And Quotes

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“With stupidity the gods themselves struggle in vain.”
– Friedrich Von Schiller

“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
– G. K. Chesterton, Dorothy Parker

“A government that robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.”
– George Burns

“I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.”
– George Burns

“When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.”
– George Burns

“Electricity is really just organized lightning.”
– George Carlin

“In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.”
– George Carlin

“Weather forecast for tonight: dark.”
– George Carlin

“What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on?”
– George Carlin

“If one has not given everything, one has given nothing.”
– Georges Guynemer

“What does not kill me makes me stronger.”
– Goethe

“A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.”
– Groucho Marx

“A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.”
– Groucho Marx

“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”
– Groucho Marx

“Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.”
– Groucho Marx

“I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.”
– Groucho Marx

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
– Groucho Marx

“Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.”
– Groucho Marx

“A judge is a law student who marks his own examination papers.”
– H. L. Mencken

“It is even harder for the average ape to believe that he has descended from man.”
– H. L. Mencken

“Nobody ever went broke underestimating the taste of the American public.”
– H. L. Mencken

“f you can’t convince them, confuse them”
– Harry S Truman

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
– Harry S. Truman

“Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”
– Hedy Lamarr

“Moderation is a virtue only in those who are thought to have an alternative.”
– Henry A. Kissinger

“There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.”
– Henry A. Kissinger

“Nothing endures but change.”
– Heraclitus

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