More Cute Funny Sayings And Quotes

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“Calvin says to Hobbs, “I’ve noticed that when we play games with girls you get captured a lot.” Hobbs replies, “Some of us are just irresistible.”"
– Calvin and Hobbes

“To make a bad day worse spend it wishing for the impossible”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Childhood is short, maturity is forever.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Hobbes: “Do you think there is a God?” Calvin: “Well, somebody’s out to get me.”"
– Calvin and Hobbes

“The more you think about things, the weirder they seem. Take milk for example. Why do we drink COW milk? Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said. “I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these things when I squeeze ‘em!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Aaugh! It’s a half-hour later than it was half an hour ago! Run! Run!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Work fascinates me, I can watch it for hours.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“I’ve got plenty of common sense…. I just choose to ignore it.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“I’m not a vegetarian! I’m a dessertarian.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Today for show and tell I’ve brought a tiny marvel of nature: a single snowflake. I think we might all learn a lesson from how this utterly unique and exquisite crystal… ..turns into an ordinary boring molecule of water just like every other one when you bring it in the classroom. And now. While the analogy sinks in. I’ll be leaving you drips and going outside.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“A smoke grenade, a gas mask, and a helicopter……. that’s all I ask.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Girls are like slugs – they probably serve some purpose, but it’s hard to imagine what!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“I’d hate to have a kid like me!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“There’s an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“In my opinion, we don’t devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“’tis the season to advertise.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Obviously my body doesn’t believe a word my brain is saying.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“What on earth am I doing inside on this beautiful day?! This is the only life I’ve got to live!!
– Calvin and Hobbes

“There aren’t very many heroes these days. Who is out there to inspire us with a personal example of virtue and self-sacrifice in the name of a higher good? Who can we look up to? Business Leaders? Sports Figures? Politicians? Celebrities? Heck, we’re lucky if they don’t end up in prison! As usual, the hero business is up to me!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“People don’t realize what a burden it is being a genius like me. It’s not easy having a mind that operates on a higher plane than everyone else! People just refuse to see that I’m the crux of all history, a boy of destiny.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“I want to be introduced as “Calvin, boy of destiny.” But you have to say it right, pause a little after “boy,” and say “Destiny” a bit slower and deeper for emphasis. Say it, “Boy….. Of Dessstiny,” Like that!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“True friends are hard to come by…..I need more money.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“I propose we leave math to the machines and go play outside.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“You can present the material, but you can’t make me care.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“People pay more attention to you when they think you’re up to something.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“Homework, I command thee, BE DONE!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

“It is man’s indomitable nature to scare himself silly for no good reason!”
– Calvin and Hobbes

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