T Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Sorry, but my karma just ran over your dogma.”
– T Shirt Saying

“STUPIDITY IS NOT A HANDICAP. Park elsewhere!”
– T Shirt Saying

“Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.”
– Murphy’s Law

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch to be sure.”
– Murphy’s Law

“That’s It! I’m Calling Grandma!”
– T Shirt Saying

“The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.”
– Murphy’s Law

“The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.”
– Murphy’s Law

“The faster I get there, the faster I can start eating.”
– T Shirt Saying

“The first myth of management is that it exists”
– Murphy’s Law

“The future isn’t what it used to be.”
– T Shirt Saying

“The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.”
– Murphy’s Law

“The original point and click interface was a Smith & Wesson.”
– T Shirt Saying

“The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you’ve got it made.”
– T Shirt Saying

“The trouble with life is there’s no background music.”
– T Shirt Saying

“There is intelligent life on Earth, but I’m just visiting.”
– T Shirt Saying

“There is no “I” in Team”
– T Shirt Saying

“There’s no future in time travel..”
– T Shirt Saying

“There’s too much blood in my alcohol system.”
– T Shirt Saying

“This is my drinking shirt”
– T Shirt Saying

“Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.”
– T Shirt Saying

“To err is human”
– T Shirt Saying

“Too soon old, too late smart”
– T Shirt Saying

“Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time”
– T Shirt Saying

“Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.”
– T Shirt Saying

“We are the people our parents warned us about.”
– T Shirt Saying

“We build our house with victories. You build yours with bricks!”
– T Shirt Saying

“We dive at five.”
– T Shirt Saying

“We should forgive our enemies, but only after they’ve been taken out and shot.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Weapons Of Mass Distraction.”
– T Shirt Saying

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