T Shirt Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Light travels faster than sound. That’s why some people appear smart until you hear them speak”
– T Shirt Saying

“Love means telling you why you’re sorry.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Love your enemies. It’ll make ‘em crazy.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.”
– Murphy’s Law

“My human experience is just beginning (This one on a little kid‘s shirt)”
– T Shirt Saying

“My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Next mood swing: 6 minutes.”
– T Shirt Saying

“No sense in being pessimistic It wouldn’t work anyway!”
– T Shirt Saying

“Of course I don’t look busy…I did it right the first time.”
– T Shirt Saying

“One man’s loss is another’s opportunity”
– T Shirt Saying

“One more mile and the cake is history.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Onward, through the fog.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Out of my mind… Back in five minutes.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Pain is fear leaving the body”
– T Shirt Saying

“Pain now…beer later”
– T Shirt Saying

“Party — My Crib – Two A.M.” (On a baby-size shirt)
– T Shirt Saying

“Perfect paranoia is perfect awareness.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Play like a champion today.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Power means not having to respond.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks frog.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Procrastinate Now”
– T Shirt Saying

“Procrastinate Now”
– T Shirt Saying

“Put on your seat belt… I wanna try something.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Running: Cheaper than plastic surgery.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Running: Cheaper than therapy”
– T Shirt Saying

“See Dick Run. See Jane Run Faster.”
– T Shirt Saying

“Sky’s The Limit!”
– T Shirt Saying

“Smile, it’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.”
– T Shirt Saying

“So many men, so few who can afford me. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.”
– T Shirt Saying

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