Sex Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“My girlfriend said to me in bed last night, “you’re a pervert”. I said, “that’s a big word for a girl of nine.”
– Emo Philips

“My reaction to porn films is as follows:  After the first ten minutes, I want to go home and screw.  After the first 20 minutes, I never want to screw again as long as I live.”
– Erica Jong

“How lucky we are that we can reach our genitals instead of that spot on our back that itches.”
– Flash Rosenberg

“Now, if groups like Moral Majority have their way, there won’t be any sex education at school, and our kids will be the dumbest in the world when it comes to sex…. But our parents are sexually retarded too…. Fear and primitive morals are creating a sexual pressure-cooker in this country and soon the top will blow…. Only in the U.S. do we find children drawing a picture of a baby coming from the clouds or from under a cabbage leaf.”
– Floyd Martinson

“When a man goes on a date he wonders if he is going to get lucky.  A woman already knows.”
– Frederike Ryder

“Why should we take advice on sex from the pope?  If he knows anything about it, he shouldn’t!”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Instruction in sex is as important as instruction in food; yet not only are our adolescents not taught the physiology of sex, but never warned that the strongest sexual attraction may exist between persons so incompatible in tastes and capacities that they could not endure living together for a week much less a lifetime.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Sex at age ninety is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
– George Burns

“The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.”
– Gloria Leonard

“I’m all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults.”
– Gore Vidal

“Never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.”
– Gore Vidal

“Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.”
– Groucho Marx

“Love ain’t nothing but sex misspelled.”
– Harlan Ellison

“Sex got me into trouble from the age of fifteen:  I’m hoping that by the time I’m seventy I’ll straighten it out.”
– Harold Robbins

“What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.”
– Henry Fielding

“Life without sex might be safer but it would be unbearably dull.  It is the sex instinct which makes women seem beautiful, which they are once in a blue moon, and men seem wise and brave, which they never are at all.  Throttle it, denaturalize it, take it away, and human existence would be reduced to the prosaic, laborious, boresome, imbecile level of life in an anthill.”
– Henry Louis Mencken

“Really, sex and laughter do go very well together, and I wondered – and I still do – which is more important.”
– Hermione Gingold

“A student undergoing a word-association test was asked why a snowstorm put him in mind of sex.  He replied frankly:  “Because everything does.” 
– Honor Tracy

“The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.”
– Honore de Balzac

“Playboy exploits sex the way Sports Illustrated exploits sports.”
– Hugh Hefner

“Older women are best because they always think they may be doing it for the last time.”
– Ian Fleming

“For women the best aphrodisiacs are words.  The G-spot is in the ears.  He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”
– Isabel Allende

“I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.”
– J. Edgar Hoover

“A widespread taste for pornography means that nature is alerting us to some threat of extinction.”
– J.G. Ballard

“Sex is a bad thing because it rumples the clothes.”
– Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis

“What’s wrong with a little incest? It’s both handy and cheap.”
– James Agate

“For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarette afterward.”
– Jay Leno

“I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them.”
– Jay McInerney

“Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.”
– Jayne Mansfield

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, “the man goes on top and the woman underneath”. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.”
– Joan Rivers

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