Sex Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“My sexual preference is often.”
– Unknown

“Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.”
– Unknown

“An erection is like the Theory of Relativity – the more you think about it, the harder it gets.”
– Unknown

“Don’t worry, it only seems kinky the first time.”
– Unknown

“I’d like to meet the man who invented sex and see what he’s working on now.”
– Unknown

I’m not cheap, but I am on special this week.”
– Unknown

“Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
– Unknown

“Isn’t it interesting how the sounds are the same for an awful nightmare and great sex?”
– Unknown

“Kinky is using a feather.  Perverted is using the whole chicken.”
– Unknown

“Never let the little head do the thinking for the big head.”
– Unknown

“Our love could change the orbit of the earth.  So, if a meteor ever comes hurtling towards earth with the guarantee of destruction, top scientists may call on us to, well, you know, do it like crazy for the sake of humankind.”
– Unknown

“The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water:  not before or after, but instead.”
– Unknown

“The difference between light and hard is that you can sleep with a light on.”
– Unknown

“The only thing wrong with being an atheist is that there’s nobody to talk to during an orgasm.”
– Unknown

“You know, of course, that the Tasmanians, who never committed adultery, are now extinct.”
– W. Somerset Maugham

“The tragedy of sexual intercourse is the perpetual virginity of the soul.”
– William B. Yeats

“The best sex education for kids is when Daddy pats Mommy on the fanny when he comes home from work.”
– William H. Masters

“The natural man has only two primal passions, to get and beget.”
– William Osler

“Don’t knock masturbation – it’s sex with someone I love.”
– Woody Allen

“Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer, sex raises some pretty good questions.”
– Woody Allen

“Remember, if you smoke after sex you’re doing it too fast.”
– Woody Allen

“Sex relieves tension – love causes it.”
– Woody Allen

“Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful – provided you get between the right man and the right woman.”
– Woody Allen

“Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night.”
– Woody Allen

“Having sex is like playing bridge.  If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
– Woody Allen

“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
– Woody Allen

“My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.”
– Woody Allen

“Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it’s one of the best.”
– Woody Allen

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”
– Zsa Zsa Gabor

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