More Funny Love Sayings And Quotes For Romantic Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Love wouldn’t be blind if the Braille weren’t so damned much fun.”
– Unknown

“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good too.”
– Unknown

“Oh, I have loved him too much to feel no hate for him.”
– Unknown

“If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?”
– Unknown

“A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.”
– Unknown

“A touch of scorn can be oh so alluring.”
– Unknown

“Any guy can sweep any girl off her feet, all he needs is the right broom.”
– Unknown

“At the smallest tingling of love, every man is suddenly a poet.”
– Unknown

“Do not marry a man to reform him. That is what reform schools are for.”
– Unknown

“Forget love… I’d rather fall in chocolate.”
– Unknown

“Gravity was definitely not the reason why I FELL for you!”
– Unknown

“I hope Love isn’t a big joke, because I don’t get it.”
– Unknown

“I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”
– Unknown

“I loved you once… don’t you think that is enough!”
– Unknown

“I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.”
– Unknown

“I trip every time I see you or hear your name. I guess I really did fall for you.”
– Unknown

“I trust him about as far as I can throw him, and I don’t even think I can lift him.”
– Unknown

“I want you to have a candlelit dinner and say those magical three words to you… Pay The bill!”
– Unknown

“I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.”
– Unknown

“If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, then why did it fall off?”
– Unknown

“If Loving you is a sin I think I’m going to Hell!”
– Unknown

“If you want me to fall for you, you got to give me something worth tripping over.”
– Unknown

“If you want peace in the house, do what your wife wants.”
– Unknown

“If you were a booger I would pick you first.”
– Unknown

“If you weren’t here I’d have to be the hottest person in this place.”
– Unknown

“Looking into your eyes I can’t believe how lucky I am… I don’t look like you!”
– Unknown

“Love at first sight is possible, but it pays to take a second look.”
– Unknown

“Love is a magical spark which occurs between 2 people, and you hope that it won’t start a fire and burn them both to death!”
– Unknown

“Love is a stubborn, spoilt brat, it always get what it desires.”
– Unknown

“Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.”
– Unknown

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