More Funny Love Sayings And Quotes For Romantic Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions? Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
– Unknown

“First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.”
– Unknown

“Love is the only kind of fire which is never covered by insurance.”
– Unknown

“Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to.”
– Unknown

“The greater love is a mother’s; then comes a dog‘s; then a sweetheart’s.”
– Unknown

“Love is not something that you can put chains on and throw into a lake. That’s called Houdini. Love is liking someone a lot. Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
– Unknown

“The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.”
– Unknown

“The family seems to have two predominant functions: to provide warmth and love in time of need and to drive each other insane.”
– Unknown

“A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our affections for them from turning flat.”
– Unknown

“We don’t believe in rheumatism and true love until after the first attack.”
– Unknown

“None of us here in Washington knows all or even half of the answers … If you love your country, don’t depend on handouts from Washington for your information. If you cherish your freedom, don’t leave it all up to big government.”
– Unknown

“Only cat lovers know the luxury of fur coated, musical hot water bottles that never go cold.”
– Unknown

“None love the messenger who brings bad news.”
– Unknown

“Love and stoplights can be cruel.”
– Unknown

“Love matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey, to condemn themselves to a life of vinegar.”
– Unknown

“By the time a man notices that he is no longer young, his youth has long since left him.”
– Unknown

“The innkeeper loves a drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.”
– Unknown

“The loveliest of faces are to be seen by moonlight, when one sees half with the eye and half with the fancy.”
– Unknown

“Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to Heaven above that I love the man I marry.”
– Unknown

“It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won’t save us any more than love did.”
– Unknown

“The incomparable stupidity of life teaches us to love our parents; divine philosophy teaches us to forgive them.”
– Unknown

“You can’t force anyone to love you or lend you money.”
– Unknown

“If we judge of love by its usual effects, it resembles hatred more than friendship.”
– Unknown

“Earth‘s the right place for love. I don’t know where it’s likely to go better.”
– Unknown

“It’s easy to halve the potato where there’s love.”
– Unknown

“Conversation has a kind of charm about it, an insuating and insidious something that elicits secrets from us just like love or liquor.”
– Unknown

“Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have had any experience with them.”
– Unknown

“Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.”
– Unknown

“Love is the self-delusion we manufacture to justify the trouble we take to have sex.”
– Unknown

“I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I’d just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because I was thinking about doing that anyway. Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)”
– Unknown

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