Bumper Stickers Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“I’m only driving this way to piss you off.”
– Unknown

“Gun control today, Total control tomorrow.”
– Unknown

“My other car sticker is funny.”
– Unknown

“Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.”
– Unknown

“Time Circles: The Lord Creates The Universe Evolves The Lord”
– Unknown

“Non-Partisan. Non-Republican.”
– Unknown

“Practice safe government. Use kingdoms.”
– Unknown

“Yes, in fact…my father does own this road.”
– Unknown

“Caution: I brake for no apparent reason.”
– Unknown

“The meek will Internet the world.”
– Unknown

“Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…”
– Unknown

“Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.”
– Unknown

“We are Microsoft. Resistance Is Futile. You Will Be Assimilated.”
– Unknown

“Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.”
– Unknown

“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.”
– Unknown

“Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.”
– Unknown

“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”
– Unknown

“Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.”
– Unknown

“He who laughs last thinks slowest.”
– Unknown

“We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.”
– Unknown

“We have enough youth, how about a fountain of SMART?”
– Unknown

“Give me ambiguity or give me something else.”
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“Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.”
– Unknown

“Forget about World Peace…Visualize Using Your Turn Signal!”
– Unknown

“Don’t come knocking if the car is rocking.”
– Unknown

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