Bumper Stickers Sayings And Quotes

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“Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.”
– Unknown

“You’re not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.”
– Unknown

“I’m objective; I object to everything.”
– Unknown

“If it doesn’t fit, force it; if it breaks, it needed replacement anyway.”
– Unknown

“Kevorkian for Surgeon General”
– Unknown

“Pain is inevitable misery is optional.”
– Unknown

“This vehicle insured by Smith and Wesson.”
– Unknown

“Mean people suck.”
– Unknown

“I’m an optimist, but I don’t think it helps.”
– Unknown

“Horn Broke. Watch For Finger.”
– Unknown

“Live long enough to be a problem to your kids.”
– Unknown

“When blondes have more fun, do they know it?”
– Unknown

“Save a tree, eat a beaver.”
– Unknown

“Nothing is impossible to the person that doesn’t have to do it.”
– Unknown

“If it weren’t for people like you, nobody else would have an above average IQ.”
– Unknown

“When life is bad…keep your head up, that way you don’t see all the shit you’ve stepped in.”
– Unknown

“This is not an abandoned car.”
– Unknown

“My child is an honor student at the state penitentiary.”
– Unknown

“The beatings will continue until employee morale improves.”
– Unknown

“Honk if you are blond.”
– Unknown

“Gun control is a steady hand.”
– Unknown

“I’m so hungry I am farting fresh air.”
– Unknown

“If you can do the time, you can do the crime.”
– Unknown

“Ted Kennedy’s car has killed more people than my colt 45.”
– Unknown

“Buy a gun. Piss off the liberals.”
– Unknown

“Who died and made YOU Darth Vader?”
– Unknown

“It’s time to pull over and let the air out of your brain.”
– Unknown

“Hey man, you live in America now… speak Spanish!”
– Unknown

“Have you seen Elvis? 1-800-GET-A-LIFE”
– Unknown

“Honk if I’m Jesus!”
– Unknown

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