Bumper Stickers Sayings And Quotes

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“Live fast, die young, and leave a good-looking corpse behind.”
– Unknown

“Death is life‘s way of telling you you’re fired.”
– Unknown

“Clinton… Changing America”
– Unknown

“My child beat up your honor student”
– Unknown

“Driver carries less than $20 IN AMMUNITION”
– Unknown

“Happiness is Clinton’s face on a milk carton.”
– Unknown

“Don’t believe everything you hear or anything you say.”
– Unknown

“Oh well, I guess this is just going to be one of those lifetimes.”
– Unknown

“LSD melts in your mind, not in your hands.”
– Unknown

“If everything is coming your way, then you’re in the wrong lane.”
– Unknown

“Do not believe in miracles – rely on them.”
– Unknown

“The world is coming to an end. Please log off.”
– Unknown

“If you think this week was a drag, wait till you see what happens next week!”
– Unknown

“No matter where you go; you’re there.”
– Unknown

“Nothing is illegal until you get caught.”
– Unknown

“Make WAR, not SEX, it’s safer!”
– Unknown

“Life is just one of those things.”
– Unknown

“Reality is a figment of your imagination.”
– Unknown

“Famous last words: What happens if you touch these two wires tog—”
– Unknown

“Conserve water – Shower with a friend”
– Unknown

“Don’t drink and park – accidents cause people.”
– Unknown

“No matter where you go; you’re there.”
– Unknown

“Overdrawn? But I still have checks left!”
– Unknown

“Your lucky color has faded.”
– Unknown

“Life is a terminal disease.”
– Unknown

“If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?”
– Unknown

“Gravity is a myth the Earth sucks.”
– Unknown

“I have always been crazy, but it kept me from going insane.”
– Unknown

“If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.”
– Unknown

“If you cannot convince them, confuse them.”
– Unknown

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