Bumper Stickers Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of bumper stickers sayings and quotes from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“A diplomat is a person who thinks twice before saying nothing.”
– Unknown

“NOT a THERMONUCLEAR DEVICE”
– Unknown

“Famous last words of a redneck: Hold my beer and watch this …”
– Unknown

“Save on Car Insurance”
– Unknown

“If only I were as good as my dog thinks I am…”
– Unknown

“Never eat more than you can lift.”
– Unknown

“The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.”
– Unknown

“What you don’t do is always more important than what you do do.”
– Unknown

“Amnesia used to be my favorite word, but then I forgot it.”
– Unknown

“Death is God‘s way of telling you not to be such a wise guy.”
– Unknown

“Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.”
– Unknown

“Never put off till tomorrow what you can avoid all together.”
– Unknown

“If you are feeling good, don’t worry. You’ll get over it.”
– Unknown

“Look out! Behind you!”
– Unknown

“They told me I was gullible…then they took it out of the dictionary.”
– Unknown

“Your lucky number is 32345543423225. Watch for it everywhere.”
– Unknown

“Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean that they AREN’T after you.”
– Unknown

“My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.”
– Unknown

“Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.”
– Unknown

“A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.”
– Unknown

“To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.”
– Unknown

“Everybody looks brave holding a machine gun.”
– Unknown

“They keep saying the right person will come along; I think a truck hit mine.”
– Unknown

“I just love nonverbal communication!”
– Unknown

“It doesn’t matter what temperature a room is; it’s always room temperature.”
– Unknown

“You can’t be late until you show up.”
– Unknown

“Some have morals; some don’t, and most simply ignore them.”
– Unknown

“For him to get an idea, it would be a surgical process.”
– Unknown

“This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you’d be dead.”
– Unknown

“I’m not a psychiatrist; I’m just an expert at being confused.”
– Unknown

“I’m serious; it was a joke.”
– Unknown

“Life isn’t weird; it’s the people in it.”
– Unknown

“I know my biology; it’s your biology I don’t know.”
– Unknown

“Wouldn’t it be nice if there were an Escape key for all of our problems?”
– Unknown

“Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.”
– Unknown

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