Yet More Cute And Funny Sayings To Tickle You

by allinspiration.com

“Good looking people turn me off. Myself included. ”
– Patrick Swayze

“Every city I go to is an opportunity to paint, whether it’s Omaha or Hawaii.”
– Tony Bennett

“Golden, Ripe, Boneless Bananas, 39 Cents A Pound. ”
– Advertisement

“Austria! Well, then. G’day mate! Let’s put another shrimp on the barbie!”
– lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

“Fiction writing is great, you can make up almost anything.”
– ivana Trump

“Push this button in case anything happens.”
– Elevator in Osaka Japan

“I invented the internet”
– Al Gore

“We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe.”
– Dan Quayle

“Cars will not have Intercourse on this Bridge.”
– Tokyo, japan traffic Sign

“Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.”
– Sign in Budapest Zoo

“Where the hell is Australia anyway? ”
– Britney Spears

“The internet is a great way to get on the net. ”
– Bob Dole

“A bachelor’s life is no life for a single man.”
– Samuel Golden

“You can’t just let nature run wild. ”
– Wally Hickel

“Hawaii is a unique state. It is a small state. It is a state that is by itself. It is a –it is different from the other 49 states. Well, all states are different, but it’s got a particularly unique situation.”
– Dan Quayle

“Lack of brains hinders research. ”
– headline

“a baby is on a car ”
– Baby on Board Sign

“Beyond its entertainment value, Baywatch has enriched and, in many cases, helped save lives. I’m looking forward to the opportunity to continue with a project which has had such a significance for so many. ”
– David Hasselhoff

“I can do anything you want me to do as long as I don’t have to speak,”
– Linda Evangelista

“In an action film you act in the action, in a drama film you act in the drama.”
– Jean Claude Van Damne

“You know the one thing that’s wrong with this country? Everyone gets a chance to have their fair say.”
– Bill Clinton

“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?”
– Lee Iacocca

“Deals work best when each side gets something it wants from the other.”
– Donald Trump

“And now the sequence of events in no particular order.”
– Dan Rather

“Whenever I watch TV and I see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I would love to be skinny like that, but not with all those flies and death and stuff. ”
– Mariah Carey

“My main hope for myself is to be where I am.”
– Woody Harrelson

“Solutions are not the answer.”
– Richard Nixon

“You can hardly tell where the computer models finish and the real dinosaurs begin”
– laura Dern

“I loved Jordan. He was one of the greatest athletes of our time.”
– Mariah Carey

“What a waste it is to lose one’s mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is.”
– Dan Quayle

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