Yet More Cute And Funny Sayings To Tickle You

by allinspiration.com

“It’s like deja-vu all over again. ”
– Yogi Berra

“The only happy artist is a dead artist, because only then you can’t change. After I die, I’ll probably come back as a paintbrush. ”
– Sylvester Stallone

“I was glad to see Italy win. All the guys on the team were Italians.”
– Tommy Lasorda

“We are not ready for an unforeseen event that may or may not occur.”
– Dan Quayle

“Let them eat cake.”
– Marie Antoinette

“Yes, Sept 11th was unfortunate”
– Geri Halliwell

“Life is very important to Americans. ”
– Bob Dole

“Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that. ”
– Bill Clinton

“I feel my best when I’m happy,”
– Winona Ryder

“They misunderestimated me.”
– George W. Bush

“It’s time for the human race to enter the solar system! ”
– Dan Quayle

“Sure there have been injuries and deaths in boxing – but none of them serious.”
– Alan Minter

“My cat‘s breath smells like cat food!”
– Ralph Wiggum, Simpsons

“I get to go to lots of overseas places, like Canada. ”
– Britney Spears

“If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.”
– Dan Quayle

“…more and more of our imports are coming from overseas.”
– George W. Bush

“To have your niece die in your arms is the greatest gift from god”
– Celine Dion

“It isn’t pollution that is hurting the environment, it’s the impurities in our air and water that are doing it. ”
– Dan Quayle

“We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people.”
– Unknown

“It’s all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then it’s a new game; hide and seek.”
– Unknown

“If your life is all about screwing things and getting hammered, then congratulations, you’re a tool.”
– Unknown

“We kill people who kill people because killing people is wrong.”
– Unknown

“I’m gonna go take a hot shower. It’s like a normal shower, but with me in it.”
– Unknown

“My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying.”
– Unknown

“It’s useless to hold a person to anything they say when they are in love, drunk, or running for office”
– Shirley Maclaine

“Just remember, if the world didn’t suck, we’d all fall off.”
– Unknown

“If she were a president, she’d be Baberham Lincoln.”
– Garth Brooks

“If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, just try missing a couple of payments.”
– Earl Wilson

“Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you, but not in the one ahead.”
– Bill McGlashen

“I’m great in bed; I can sleep for days.”
– Unknown

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