Wedding Quotes, Sayings And Verses

by allinspiration.com

“The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they’re too old to do it.”
– Author Unknown

“If love means never having to say you’re sorry, then marr I’d never be unfaithful to my wife for the reason that I love my house very much.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.”
– Author Unknown

“There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won’t, and that’s a wife who can’t cook and will.”
– Author Unknown

“”Marriage is one of the leading causes of divorce.”
– Author Unknown

“”I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married.”"
– Author Unknown

“”A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.”"
– Author Unknown

“A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together.”
– Author Unknown

“All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.”
– Author Unknown

“An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren’t.”
– Author Unknown

“Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means”
– Author Unknown

“Faithful women are all alike, they think only of their fidelity, never of their husbands.”
– Author Unknown

“He’s the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of.”
– Author Unknown

“I married beneath me, all women do.”
– Author Unknown

“I’ve had two proposals since I’ve been a widow. I am a wonderful catch, you know. I have a lot of money.”
– Author Unknown

“If you want to read about love and marriage, you’ve got to buy two separate books.”
– Author Unknown

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and give her a house.”
– Author Unknown

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage: A word which should be pronounced “mirage”.”
– Author Unknown

“One was never married, and that’s his hell; another is married, and that’s his plague.”
– Author Unknown

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
– Author Unknown

“The comfortable estate of widowhood is the only hope that keeps up a wife’s spirits.”
– Author Unknown

“The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds, they mature slowly”
– Author Unknown

“When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the inattention of one”
– Author Unknown

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.”
– Author Unknown

“A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he’s finished.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage: when your bathroom becomes your sanctuary”
– Author Unknown

“The last fight we had was my fault. My wife asked, “What’s on the TV?” I said, “Dust”"
– Author Unknown

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