Funny Or Inspirational Graduation Quotes


Funny Or Inspirational Graduation Quotes

Are you seeking some funny or inspirational graduation quotes and sayings? Check out this inspiring compilation.

“Remember, half the doctors in this country graduated in the bottom half of their class.”
– Al Mcguire

“If a student takes the whole series of my folklore courses including the graduate seminars, he or she should learn something about fieldwork, something about bibliography, something about how to carry out library research, and something about how to publish that research.”
– Alan Dundes

“Intellectual growth should commence at birth and cease only at death.”
Albert Einstein

“Really, the potential for, first of all, any college graduate today is enormously good. These are good times for anyone with a college degree today, particularly African Americans. With a college degree today, you really breach the unemployment rate.”
– Alexis Herman

Life is the most exciting opportunity we have. But we have one shot. You graduate from college once, and that’s it. You’re going out of that nest. And you have to find that courage that’s deep, deep, deep in there. Every step of the way.”
– Andrew Shue

“Graduation is only a concept. In real life every day you graduate. Graduation is a process that goes on until the last day of your life. If you can grasp that, you’ll make a difference.”
– Arie Pencovici

“The roots of education are bitter, but the fruit is sweet.”

“I was a lesbian for a semester at Wesleyan – it was a graduation requirement.”
– Ayelet Waldman

“The secret of success is constancy of purpose.”
– Benjamindisraeli

People will frighten you about a graduation….They use words you don’t hear often… “And we wish you Godspeed.” It is a warning, Godspeed. It means you are no longer welcome here at these prices.”
– Bill Cosby

“I was never a Certified Public Accountant. I just had a degree in accounting. It would require passing a test, which I would not have been able to do.”
– Bob Newhart

“North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?”
– Bobby Heenan

“It is virtually impossible to compete in today’s global economy without a college degree.”
– Bobby Scott

“My graduation speech: I would like to thank wikipedia, copy and paste. I’m out peeps.”
– Brookelle Willcox

“We don’t stop going to school when we graduate.”
– Carol Burnett

“I first became interested in women and religion when I was one of the few women doing graduate work in Religious Studies at Yale University in the late 1960′s.”
– Carol P. Christ

“I always wanted to have my own album released before I graduated from high school.”
– Christina Aguilera

“When nearly a third of our high school students do not graduate on time with their peers, we have work to do. We must design our middle and high schools so that no student gets lost in the crowd and disconnected from his or her own potential.”
– Christine Gregoire

“I took three years off. I differentiated myself from the industry. Found my identity – sort of… I haven’t graduated yet. I’m not legitimately educated yet, but maybe one day.”
– Claire Danes

“I did get a degree in special education.”
– Clay Aiken

“Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.”
– Clive James

“Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school system, calling it disastrous. Arnold says California’s schools are so bad that its graduates are willing to vote for me.”
– Conan O’Brien

“Some go on to trade schools or get further training for jobs they are interested in. Some go into the arts, some are craftsmen, some take a little time out to travel, and some start their own businesses. But our graduates find and work at what they want to do.”
– Daniel Greenberg

“I did graduate with a bachelor’s degree in civil engineering in 1948.”
– Daniel J. Evans

“I think I finally chose the graduate degree in engineering primarily because it only took one year and law school took three years, and I felt the pressure of being a little behind – although I was just 22.”
– Daniel J. Evans

“I wrote a novel for my degree, and I’m very happy I didn’t submit that to a publisher. I sympathize with my professors who had to read it.”
– David Eddings

“I was on the yearbook staff, so I would take out film cameras and Nikons and take photos around school and at sporting events and things like that. We had a darkroom as well. I just loved it. I also saved up for a video camera to video my friends and cut and paste the videos together and I gave them to all of my friends for graduation.”
– Dianna Agron

“From kindergarten to graduation, I went to public schools, and I know that they are a key to being sure that every child has a chance to succeed and to rise in the world.”
– Dick Cheney

“Yeah, I spent about 20 years in a dorm room. It took me a while to graduate.”
– Douglas Wilson

“You have brains in your head. You have feet in your shoes. You can steer yourself in any direction you choose. You’re on your own. And you know what you know. You are the guy who’ll decide where to go.”
Dr Seuss

“In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That’s when I started to be interested in girls.”
– Ed O’Neill

God will not look you over for medals degrees or diplomas, but for scars.”
– Elbert Hubbard

“The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.”
– Eleanor Roosevelt

“I’ve told my children that when I die, to release balloons in the sky to celebrate that I graduated. For me, death is a graduation.”
– Elisabeth Kubler-Ross

“The idea of winning a doctor’s degree gradually assumed the aspect of a great moral struggle, and the moral fight possessed immense attraction for me.”
– Elizabeth Blackwell

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