Wedding Quotes, Sayings And Verses

by allinspiration.com

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
– Billy Connolly

“Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven’t been able to find anybody who’ll take what I have to give.” –
– Cass Daley

“A person’s character is but half formed till after wedlock.”
– Charles Simmons

“The trouble with wedlock is that there’s not enough wed and too much lock.”
– Christopher Morley

“I think that weddings have probably been crashed since the beginning of time. Cavemen crashed them. You go to meet girls. It makes sense.”
– Christopher Walken

“I really did put up all my wedding pictures on my website. And I swear to you, my wedding pictures got downloaded just as much as my bikini pictures.”
– Cindy Margolis

“There’s a higher form of happiness in commitment. I’m counting on it.”
– Claire Forlani

“Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Christmas carols always brought tears to my eyes. I also cry at weddings. I should have cried at a couple of my own.”
– Ethel Merman

“Marriage is like a phone call in the night: first the ring, and then you wake up.”
– Evelyn Hendrickson

“When he came back from downtown, he had forgotten to bring his license, his identification, the $2 for the wedding license. So we got married two days later.”
– Eydie Gorme

“A gloomy guest fits not a wedding feast.”
– Friedrich Schiller

“Marriage is an adventure, like going to war.”
– G K Chesterton

“Love is blind, but marriage restores its sight.”
– George Lichtenberg

“A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers.”
– Grace Hansen

“I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.”
– Groucho Marx

“In Hollywood, brides keep the bouquets and throw away the groom.”
– Groucho Marx

“Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.”
– Groucho Marx

“The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open.”
– Groucho Marx

“I remember when I was in school, they would ask, ‘What are you going to be when you grow up?’ and then you’d have to draw a picture of it. I drew a picture of myself as a bride.”
– Gwen Stefani

“Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn’t they’d be married too.”
– H L Mencken

“The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers go into battle.”
– Heinrich Heine

“O month when they who love must love and wed.”
– Helen Hunt Jackson

“In the ’50s, a lot of girls never saw beyond the wedding day.”
– Helen Reddy

“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
– Helen Rowland

“Wedding: the point at which a man stops toasting a woman and begins roasting her.”
– Helen Rowland

“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won’t even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
– Helen Rowland

“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together.”
– Hemant Joshi

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.”
– Henny Youngman

“The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.”
– Henny Youngman

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