Some Great Wedding Sayings And Verses

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Some Great Wedding Sayings And Verses

A wedding is a wondrous occasion which marks the start of a beautiful journey – marriage. Here are some great wedding sayings and quotes for inspiration and humor.


“The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serious dispute suggests a lack of spirit only to be admired in sheep.”
– A. P. Herbert

“Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.”
– Abigail Adams

Marriage is neither heaven nor hell, it is simply purgatory.”
Abraham Lincoln

“Marriage is nature‘s way of keeping us from fighting with strangers.”
– Alan King

“They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake.”
Alexander Pope

Love in marriage should be the accomplishment of a beautiful dream, and not, as it too often is, the end.”
– Alphonse Karr

“Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress, and two slaves, making in all, two.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Every good relationship, especially marriage, is based on respect. If it’s not based on respect, nothing that appears to be good will last very long.”
– Amy Grant

“A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short.”
– Andre Maurois

“A successful marriage is an edifice that must be rebuilt every day.”
– Andre Maurois

“Sensual pleasures have the fleeting brilliance of a comet; a happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset.”
– Ann Landers

“If I get married, I want to be very married.”
– Audrey Hepburn

“I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children, they just about throw up.”
– Barbara Bush

“By our Heavenly Father and only because of God, only because of God. We’re like other couples. We do not get along perfectly; we do not go without arguments and, as I call them, fights, and heartache and pain and hurting each other. But a marriage is three of us.”
– Barbara Mandrell

“Why does a woman work ten years to change a man’s habits and then complain that he’s not the man she married?”
– Barbra Streisand

“It destroys one’s nerves to be amiable every day to the same human being.”
– Benjamin Disraeli

“No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he is married.”
– Benjamin Disraeli

“Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“Where there’s marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.”
– Benjamin Franklin

“I’d marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, would sign over half to me, and guarantee that he’d be dead within a year.”
– Bette Davis

“Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge.”
– Bill Cosby

“Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit.”
– Billy Connolly

“The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.”
– Brendan Behan

“Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner.”
– Charles Caleb Colton

“There’s only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon as I learn what it is I’ll get married again.”
– Clint Eastwood

“The true index of a man’s character is the health of his wife.”
– Cyril Connolly

“It’s not always been a happy marriage. I guess I wanted a quick fix.”
– David Byrne

“I like getting married, but I don’t like being married.”
– Don Adams

“More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.”
– Doug Larson

“Never tell a secret to a bride or a groom; wait until they have been married longer.”
– E. W. Howe

“A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.”
– Eddie Cantor

“Marriage is an attempt to solve problems together which you didn’t even have when you were on your own.”
– Eddie Cantor

“Marriage may be the closest thing to Heaven or Hell any of us will know on this earth.”
– Edwin Louis Cole

“Never get married in college; it’s hard to get a start if a prospective employer finds you’ve already made one mistake.”
– Elbert Hubbard

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