Redneck Sayings And Quotes

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“She was battin’ her eyes like a toad in a hailstorm.”
– Redneck Saying

“She was so tall if she fell down she would be halfway home.”
– Redneck Saying

“She’s purtier than a mess of fried catfish.”
– Redneck Saying

“She’s so ugly when she was a baby her mom fed her with a slingshot”
– Redneck Saying

“She’s wound up tighter than the girdle of a Baptist minister’s wife at an all-you-can-eat pancake breakfast.”
– Redneck Saying

“She’s so clumsy she could trip over a cordless phone!”
– Redneck Saying

“Slick as snot on a goat’s glass eye.”
– Redneck Saying

“Slicker than a harpooned hippo on a banana tree.”
– Redneck Saying

“Slightly burned out, but still smokin’.”
– Redneck Saying

“Sweatin’ like a whore in church…”
– Redneck Saying

“That boy is about as sharp as a cue ball.”
– Redneck Saying

“That boy is as queer as a dollar bill.”
– Redneck Saying

“That boy was shaking like a dog shittin’ hammer handles.”
– Redneck Saying

“That boy’s two bricks shy of a full load.”
– Redneck Saying

“That fellers so dumb, he don’t know sheep shit from cotton seed!”
– Redneck Saying

“That girls jeans are tight enough to see Lincoln smiling on the penny in her pocket.”
– Redneck Saying

“That made my nuts draw up so tight you couldn’t reach them with knittin’ needles.”
– Redneck Saying

“That smells like the shithouse door of a shrimp boat.”
– Redneck Saying

“That truck couldn’t pull a spoon out of a cats ASS!”
– Redneck Saying

“That would gag a maggot on a gut wagon.”
– Redneck Saying

“That’ll go over like a pregnant pole-vaulter.”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s handier than a pocket on a shirt.”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s lower then quail shit in a wagon rut!”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s so hard to do it’d be like trying to put butter up a wildcat’s ass with a hot poker!”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s worthless as chicken crap on the pump handle.”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s about as useful as a trap door on a canoe.”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s harder than a choir boy in a porn shop”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s slicker than greased goose shit.”
– Redneck Saying

“That’s slicker than snot on a doorknob”
– Redneck Saying

“The engine’s runnin’ but nobody’s driving.”
– Redneck Saying

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