Redneck Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“He’s so windy he could blow up an onion sack.”
– Unknown

“Houston, we have a ‘possum.”
– Unknown

“I ain’t a redneck. I’m a southern girl with attitude.”
– Unknown

“I ate his ribs… with some pinto beans and a shot o’ Jack Daniel’s.”
– Unknown

“I’m finer than frog hair split four ways.”
– Unknown

“Just because I like country music, muddin, guns, and big trucks doesn’t mean I’m a redneck.”
– Unknown

“My daddy always said, ‘Life is like a ten-dollar hooker you never know what you’re gonna’ get.”
– Unknown

“Redneck girl likes to cruise in daddy’s pickup truck.”
– Unknown

“Why are you smilin like a goat in a briarpatch?”
– Unknown

“You know you’re a redneck when you go to a parade and they throw out corn on the cob and hand out tomatoes instead of throwing candy to the kids.”
– Unknown

“You’re trying to seduce me, aren’t you, Uncle Ed?”
– Unknown

“He’s watchin every move, High-tech redneck, Run up on him if ya want to, I bet, really, come on, It might be dark in the woods.”
– Yelawolf

“Ain’t no point in beatin’ a dead horse…’course, can’t hurt none either.”
– Redneck Saying

“As poor as field mice.”
– Redneck Saying

“Boy you got about as much sense as god gave a goose”
– Redneck Saying

“Busier than a cat covering up shit on a concrete floor.”
– Redneck Saying

“Busier than a one armed monkey with two peckers.”
– Redneck Saying

“Busier then a one legged man in an ass kickin contest!!!”
– Redneck Saying

“Can’t swing a dead cat without hitting a Wal-Mart.”
– Redneck Saying

“Darlin. You’re hotter than donut grease at a fat man convention.”
– Redneck Saying

“Does a bear shit in the woods?”
– Redneck Saying

“Does a one legged duck swim in a circle?”
– Redneck Saying

“Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya.”
– Redneck Saying

“Duct tape is like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.”
– Redneck Saying

“Excuses are like backsides. Everybody’s got one and they all stink.”
– Redneck Saying

“Five gallons of shit in a gallon bucket.”
– Redneck Saying

“Gonna carry grandma to the store”
– Redneck Saying

“Granny cooked enough supper to feed Pharaoh’s Army.”
– Redneck Saying

“Hard liquor and a hammer oughta fix that”
– Redneck Saying

“He couldn’t hit the ground if he fell twice!”
– Redneck Saying

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