Redneck Sayings And Quotes

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“They’re off like a herd of turtles.”
– Redneck Saying

“This old truck wouldn’t pull a slick prick out of a lard bucket.”
– Redneck Saying

“Tighter than a skeeter’s ass in a nose dive.”
– Redneck Saying

“Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!”
– Redneck Saying

“Well dip my balls in sweet cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens.”
– Redneck Saying

“Well I’ll be dipped in shit and rolled in bread crumbs.”
– Redneck Saying

“Well she’s finer than a frog hair split ways!”
– Redneck Saying

“Well that just dills my pickle.”
– Redneck Saying

“Well, don’t you look prettier than a glob of butter melting on a stack of wheat cakes!”
– Redneck Saying

“Well, I’d smack the fire out of ‘em if they acted that way around me.”
– Redneck Saying

“Were closer than two roaches on a bacon bit.”
– Redneck Saying

“Why are you smilin’ like a goat in a briar patch?”
– Redneck Saying

“Why don’t you take a flying fuck at a rolling doughnut!”
– Redneck Saying

“Why, it’s so cold here…we got dogs stuck to fire hydrants all over town.”
– Redneck Saying

“Y’all come back now ya hear”
– Redneck Saying

“You could start an argument in an empty house.”
– Redneck Saying

“You couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn with a handful of rice!”
– Redneck Saying

“You look about as happy as a tick on a fat dog.”
– Redneck Saying

“You look as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…More than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…Taking a dip has nothing to do with water.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…The hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…You have a rag for a gas cap.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…You have flowers planted in a bathroom appliance in your front yard.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…You think possum is The Other White Meat.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…You think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are Gentlemen, start your engines.”
– Redneck Saying

“You might be a redneck if…Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.”
– Redneck Saying

“Your mother’s so stupid, she thinks cheerios are donut seeds!”
– Redneck Saying

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