More Funny Birthday Sayings To Bring Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Of course you’re not old! You aren’t very young either.”
– Unknown

“When I turned two I was really anxious, because I’d doubled my age in a year. I thought, if this keeps up, by the time I’m five I’ll be 64.”
– Unknown

“It’s better to be over the hill than 6 feet under it!”
– Unknown

“When I have a birthday I take the day off. But when my wife has a birthday, she takes a year or two off.”
– Unknown

“A toast to you! May you live to be as old as you look!”
– Unknown

“With age comes wisdom. You’re one of the wisest people I know.”
– Unknown

“Kids wish to be older, adults wish to be younger.”
– Unknown

“Do you know why old men wear black socks with sandals? You’re one year closer to finding out. Happy Birthday.”
– Unknown

“You’re not old, you’re just. Old.”
– Unknown

“There are lots of good people in the world. One of them would like to wish you a happy birthday.”
– Unknown

“They say the older you get the more respect you get. So I just want you to know I have all the respect in the world for you!”
– Unknown

“I’m not saying you’re old, you have just lived a lot longer than I’ve seen anyone live! But you’re not old. I think.”
– Unknown

“I’m not saying you’re old. Oh wait. You are!”
– Unknown

“Like a lot of other men my age I have been thirty for ten years now, but I’ve decided today’s the day to move up to thirty one! Come back in ten years and I’ll be turning thirty two.”
– Unknown

“As you slide down the bannister of life… May the splinters never point the wrong way.”
– Unknown

“Happy 29th Birthday! (again)”
– Unknown

“Without birthdays we wouldn’t know how much makeup to put on in the morning.”
– Unknown

“Too young to die, too old to rock n roll.”
– Unknown

“I can’t remember being born..but my mother assures me that I was.”
– Unknown

“It’s proven that at the age 41 you start to lose your memory. We can only hope!”
– Unknown

“I always remember your birth date but should start forgetting your age since you’ve past the calendar days yet you still look like a teenage brat.”
– Unknown

“The more birthdays you celebrate, the lesser days you have to the grave.”
– Unknown

“Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, the Titanic looked like a sagging birthday cake.”
– Walter Lord

“One compensation of old age is that it excuses you from picnics.”
– William Feather

“Money is appropriate, and one size fits all.”
– William Randolph Hearst

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