Men Quotes And Sayings

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“If it can’t be fixed by duct tape or WD-40, it’s a female problem.” 
– Jason Love

“When you see a woman who can go nowhere without a staff of admirers, it is not so much because they think she is beautiful, it is because she has told them they are handsome.” 
– Jean Giraudoux

“Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window.  You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.” 
– Jean Kerr

“Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself – like, for instance, he can’t find any clean socks.” 
– Jean Kerr

“I can eat a man, but I’m not sure of the fiber content.” 
– Jenny Eclair

“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women:  a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.” 
– Jerry Seinfeld

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success.” 
– Jim Backus

“I make presents to the mother but think of the daughter.” 
– Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Man would not be the finest creature in the world if he were not too fine for it.”
– Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe

“Men are but children of a larger growth.”
– John Dryden

“Aggression is part of the masculine design, we are hardwired for it…. Little girls do not invent games where large numbers of people die, where bloodshed is a prerequisite for having fun. Hockey, for example, was not a feminine creation. Nor was boxing. A boy wants to attack something — and so does a man, even if it’s only a little white ball on a tee.”
– John Eldredge

“There’s a difference between beauty and charm.  A beautiful woman is one I notice.  A charming woman is one who notices me.” 
– John Erskine

“If the heart of man is deprest with cares, the mist is dispell’d when a woman appears.”
– John Gay

“Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.”
– John Gray

“Man becomes virtually an automaton in the loss of his individuality and responsibility. He is the harp of a thousand strings played upon by a divine hand, but not a man!”
– John Grier Hibben

“Man, unlike anything organic or inorganic in the universe, grows beyond his work, walks up the stairs of his concepts, emerges ahead of his accomplishments.”
– John Steinbeck

“Man is a means for turning things into spirit and turning spirit into things.”
– John Updike

“Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other.  Perhaps they should live next door and just visit now and then.” 
– Katharine Hepburn

“It’s a man’s world, and you men can have it.” 
– Katherine Anne Porter

“No nice men are good at getting taxis.” 
– Katherine Whitehorn

“No man stands so straight as when he stoops to help a boy.” 
– Knights of Pythagoras

“A gentleman is simply a patient wolf.”
– Lana Turner

“It always amazes me how many women like dangerous men. Men who almost from the moment you meet them, you know are bad news. Me, I prefer my men kinder, gentler, nice. Niceness is highly underrated by most people.”
– Laurell K. Hamilton

“When a man of forty falls in love with a girl of twenty, it isn’t her youth he is seeking but his own.” 
– Lenore Coffee

“If men can run the world, why can’t they stop wearing neckties?  How intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your neck?” 
– Linda Ellerbee

“Women cry. Men laugh. Whiners moan. Men laugh. Wimps complain. Men laugh.”
– Lisa Gardner

“Stop?  I’m the guy.  I don’t stop!  That’s the woman’s job.  We’re the gas, they’re the brakes.” 
– Lowell Ganz

“The first time you buy a house you see how pretty the paint is and buy it.  The second time you look to see if the basement has termites.  It’s the same with men.” 
– Lupe Velez

“The more I see of men, the more I like dogs.” 
– Madame de Staël

“A hard man is good to find.”
– Mae West

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