Coffee Quotes And Sayings


Coffee Quotes And Sayings

Here is a collection of coffee quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by for you to read and enjoy.

“I like my coffee with cream and my literature with optimism.”
– Abigail Reynolds, Pemberley by the Sea

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”
Abraham Lincoln

“Did you ever have the feeling that the world was an AC coffee pot and you were DC?”
– Alan Dean Foster

“For four to six months at a time, I would barely eat. I lived on a diet of Melba toast, carrots, and black coffee.”
– Alanis Morissette

“Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee?”
– Albert Camus

“Remember, even if you don’t love coffee, coffee loves you.”
– Alex Gottschalk

“Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat.”
– Alex Levine

“Actually, this seems to be the basic need of the human heart in nearly every great crisis – a good hot cup of coffee.”
– Alexander King

“I like my coffee strong and my women weak.”
– Alexander Pappas

“For lo! the board with cups and spoons is crowned/The berries crackle, and the mill turns round … At once they gratify their scent and taste/And frequent cups prolong the rich repast… Coffee (which makes the politician wise/And see through all things with his half-shut eyes).”
– “Alexander Pope (1688-1744)

The Rape of the Lock”

“Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.”
– Alphonse Allais

“The first cup is for the guest, the second for enjoyment, the third for the sword.”
– An old Arabic saying

“A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.”
– Anais Nin

“Black coffee must be strong and very hot; if strong coffee does not agree with you, do not drink black coffee. And if you do not drink black coffee, do not drink any coffee at all.”
– Andre Simon

“Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.”
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“My parents both had Oxford degrees, they read important books, spoke foreign languages, drank real coffee and went to museums for pleasure. People like that don’t have fat kids: they were cut out to be winners and winners don’t have children who are overweight.”
– Arabella Weir

“Coffee to me is what mushrooms are to Mario.”
– Author Unknown

“Deja Brew: The feeling that you’ve had this coffee before.”
– Author Unknown

“Is there life before coffee?”
– Author Unknown

“Unable to locate Coffee — Operator Halted!”
– Author Unknown

“COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key. ”
– Author Unknown

“A morning without coffee is like sleep.”
– Author Unknown

“As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. 
– Author Unknown

“Conscience keeps more people awake than coffee.”
– Author Unknown

“Decaf?  No, it’s dangerous to dilute my caffeine stream.”
– Author Unknown

“Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”
– Author Unknown

Mothers are those wonderful people who can get up in the morning before the smell of coffee.”
– Author Unknown

“Petroleum and coffee had no value a few centuries ago.”
– Author Unknown

“Sleep is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.”
– Author Unknown

“Save the Earth, it’s our only source of coffee..”
– Author Unknown

“BOYS are like alcohol, you throw them up when you’ve had too much. GIRLS are like coffee, you throw them away when they are not HOT ANYMORE…”
– Author Unknown

Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.l.”
– Author Unknown

“Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I’m going to have a productive day.”
– Author Unknown

“Coffee shops should have a separate line for people who are late for work.”
– Author Unknown

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