Funny Teacher Retirement Jokes

by allinspiration.com

“If my dreams could all come true paradise/retirement would be — in a little bungalow — somewhere by the sea.”
– Unknown

“I’m not retiring from life, just a job.”
– Unknown

“I’m now as free as the breeze — with roughly the same income.”
– Unknown

“Retirement: Something that should be arrived at in haste and should be lived at in leisure.”
– Unknown

“I’m retired. You on the other hand have to go to work.”
– Unknown

“You spend your whole life believing that you’re on the right track, only to discover you’re on the wrong train.”
– Unknown

“If you retire right the only thing you will worry about is when to eat and when to sleep.”
– Unknown

“When you see some people work you wonder what they’ll do in retirement.”
– Unknown

“Retirement: No clock, no deadlines, no stress, no money!”
– Unknown

“Retirement: When you stop lying about your age and start lying around the house.”
– Unknown

“Retirement is waking up in the morning with nothing to do and by bedtime having done only half of it.”
– Unknown

“Retirement . . . is when you stop living at work and begin working at living.”
– Unknown

“Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance.”
– Unknown

“Retirement takes all the meaning out of weekends.”
– Unknown

“Work Sucks. I’m Happily Retired.”
– Unknown

“Retirement, when every day is Saturday!”
– Unknown

“Retirement: No Job, No Stress, No Pay!”
– Unknown

“Retirement: The time in your life when time is no longer money.”
– Unknown

“I like retirement life. It’s something to do when no one wants you to work anymore.”
– Unknown

“I feel like early retirement is an incredible retirement gift. It’s a gift that everyone should give themselves.”
– Unknown

“Enjoy every retirement day as if it was your last and one day you will be right about it.”
– Unknown

“The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.”
– Vince Lombardi

“When some people retire, it’s going to be mighty hard to be able to tell the difference.”
– Virginia Graham

“If you have the time, you won’t have the money. If you have the money, you won’t have the time.”
– Wolter’s Law

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