Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“The good thing about small cars is that you can fit twice as many into a traffic jam.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The horn blows does the driver!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The light at the end of the tunnel is the headlight of the oncoming train.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The Lord made us all different… Democrats want to make us all the same!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The meek will Internet the world.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The more I learn, the less I understand.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The more people I meet, the more I like my dog.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The More You Complain, The Longer God Makes You Live.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The more you listen, the more you know.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“The number of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren’t Happening To Me”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Those Who Live By The Sword Get Shot By Those Who Don’t”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Time Circles: The Lord Creates The Universe Evolves The Lord”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Time flies when you don’t know what you’re doing.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Time is what keeps everything from happening at once.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“To all you virgins; thanks for nothing!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“To be loved, be lovable”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“To be old and wise you must first be young and stupid.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“To err is human; to forgive is not Company Policy.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“To you it’s a six-pack; to me it’s a support group.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Today’s subliminal message is: ( )”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Too many freaks, not enough circus’s!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Try it sober!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Turn Signals: Not just for smart people anymore.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Unless You’re A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

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