Funny Bumper Sticker Sayings And Quotes

by allinspiration.com

“Don’t steal, the government hates competition.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Don’t trust women.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Don’t wish for it…work for it.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Don’t worry about life; you’re not going to survive it, anyway.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“DRIVE IT LIKE YOU STOLE IT!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Go Braless! It will pull the wrinkles from your face.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Go On, I will See You At The Next Light.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God Bless Our Troops.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God does not call the qualified, He qualifies the called.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to operate one at a time.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God loves everyone, but probably prefers fruits of the spirit over religious nuts!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God made Adam and Eve NOT Adam and Steve.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God Must Love Stupid People, He Made So Many”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“God wants spiritual fruits, not religious nuts.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Got Brains?”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Got Goth?”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Graduate quickly, millions on welfare depend on you.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“Graduate Soon! Millions On Welfare Depend On You”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you can read this, THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY!!!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you can read this,you were hooked on phonics once…”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you can read this. thank a teacher.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you can read this… I’ve lost my trailer!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you cannot convince them, confuse them.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you can’t beat them, arrange to have them beaten.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If You Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, Riddle Them With Bullets.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“If you can’t learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

“iF YOU CAN’T TAKE A JOKE TAKE A HIKE!”
– Bumper Sticker Saying

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