Famous Funny Quotes And Sayings To Bring Some Humor

by allinspiration.com

“Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.”
– Doug Larson

“Don’t waste a minute not being happy. If one window closes, run to the next window — or break down a door.”
– Brooke Shields

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
– Vidal Sassoon

“The elevator to success is out of order. You’ll have to use the stairs… one step at a time.”
– Joe Girard

“To think is easy. To act is hard. But the hardest thing in the world is to act in accordance with your thinking.”
– Johann von Goethe

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“Age is of no importance unless you’re a cheese..”
– Billie Burke

“The minute you settle for less than you deserve, you get even less than you settled for.”
– Maureen Dowd

“All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.”
– Mark Twain

“The key to success is not through achievement, but through enthusiasm.”
– Malcolm Forbes

“The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.”
– Albert Einstein

“When you do not know what you are doing and what you are doing is the best – that is inspiration.”
– Robert Bresson

“He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.”
– Lao Tzu

“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by then I was too famous.”
– Robert Benchley

“It takes less time to do things right than to explain why you did it wrong.”
– Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

“Too much of a good thing can be wonderful.”
– Mae Wes

“Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.”
– Langston Coleman

“Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Start off every day with a smile and get it over with.”
– W. C. Fields

“Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure.”
– Earl Nightingale

“The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does not stop until you get into the office.”
– Robert Frost

“The difference between a mountain and a molehill is your perspective.”
– Al Neuharth

“I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.”
– Oscar Wilde

“I’m an idealist I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way.”
– Carl Sanburg

“It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.”
– Harry S. Truman

“He who laughs lasts.”
– Mary P. Poole

“Seven days without laughter make one weak.”
– Joel Goodman

“When anybody laughs, he has no mind, no thought, no problem, no suffering.”
– Sri H. W. L. Poonja

“Laughing, how can you fall asleep? It brings a state of no-mind and no-thought, and does not allow you to fall asleep.”
– Osho

“If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.”
– Marie Osmond

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