Famous Funny Quotes And Sayings To Bring Some Humor

by allinspiration.com

“I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.”
– Fred Allen

“I think I’ve discovered the secret of life – you just hang around until you get used to it.”
– Charles Schulz

“Life is like eating artichokes, you have got to go through so much to get so little”
– Thomas Aloysius Dorgan

“Life is like riding a bike. It is impossible to maintain your balance while standing still.”
– Linda Brakeall

“Stop worrying about the potholes in the road and celebrate the journey!”
– Barbara Hoffman

“When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.”
– Mark Twain

“An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, ‘So far so good‘! ”
– Anonymous

“All things are difficult before they are easy.”
– Thomas Fuller

“Motivation is simple. You eliminate those who are not motivated.”
– Lou Holtz

“Success comes in cans, failure in can’ts.”
– Anonymous

“Opportunity is always knocking. The problem is that most people have the self-doubt station in their head turned up way too loud to hear it”
– Brian Vaszily

“I’ve always thought that a big laugh is a really loud noise from the soul saying, ‘Ain’t that the truth.”
– Quincy Jones

“A sense of humor… is needed armor. Joy in one’s heart and some laughter on one’s lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.”
– Hugh Sidey

“If you laugh – you change; and when you change – the world changes.”
– Shilpa Shah

“I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.”
– Bob Hope

“A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around.”
– Carolyn Birmingham

“Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.”
– Victor Borge

“A day without laughter is a day wasted.”
– Charlie Chaplin

“Laughing together heartily at the same thing forms an instant bond.”
– Liz Curtis Higgs

“To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a bit better; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.”
– Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I like nonsense, it wakes up the brain cells. Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, It’s a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. Which is what I do, And that enables you to laugh at life’s realities.”
– Theodor Seuss Geisel

“Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face.”
– Victor Hugo

“We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh.”
– Agnes Repplier

“Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding.”
– Agnes Repplier

“Everybody laughs the same in every language because laughter is a universal connection.”
– Yakov Smirnoff

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