Coffee Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

“Kaldi and his goat are my heros!”
– Author Unknown

“Sleeping is a symptom of caffeine deprivation.”
– Author Unknown

“I would stop drinking coffee but I am no quitter!”
– Author Unknown

“Do I like my coffee black? Are there other colors?”
– Author Unknown

“Coffee literally makes the world go round.”
– Author Unknown

“It is by Specialty Coffee alone I set my mind in motion.”
– Author Unknown

“Life is too short for bad coffee.”
– Author Unknown

“Caffeine-The other Vitamin C”
– Author Unknown

“I served seven years as the chair of the Princeton economics department where I had responsibility for major policy decisions, such as whether to serve bagels or doughnuts at the department coffee hour.”
– Ben Bernanke

“Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.”
– Bill Cosby

“Television is not real life. In real life people actually have to leave the coffee shop and go to jobs.”
– Bill Gates

“Decaffeinated coffee is kind of like kissing your sister.”
– Bob Irwin

“I judge a restaurant by the bread and the coffee.”
– Burt Lancaster

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
– Cassandra Clare

“Black as the devil, hot as hell, pure as an angel, sweet as love.”
– Charles Maurice de Talleyrand 1754-1838 speaking of the perfect cup of coffee.

“I’m dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It’s just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don’t have time for these clowns.”
– Charlie Sheen

“I can’t do coffee, but I can do Dr. Pepper.”
– Cher

“Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”
– Cherise Sinclair

“No matter what historians claimed, BC really stood for “Before Coffee.”
– Cherise Sinclair

“I never laugh until I’ve had my coffee.”
– Clark Gable

“This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.”
– Daniel Handler

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
– Dave Barry

“Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.”
– Dave Barry

“If it weren’t for the coffee, I’d have no identifiable personality whatsoever.”
– David Letterman

“You wanna-I dunno-get coffee or something sometime?”
– David Levithan

“Even bad coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
– David Lynch

“I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.”
– David Lynch

“I see the same coffee table everywhere. It’s mass marketing.”
– Douglas Wilson

“Coffee has two virtues: it is wet and warm.”
– Dutch Proverb

“Science may never come up with a better office communication system than the coffee break.”
– Earl Wilson

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