Funny Friendship Quotes And Sayings

by allinspiration.com

Here is a collection of funny friendship quotes and sayings from various authors, celebrities, famous persons, and other sources compiled by allinspiration.com for you to read and enjoy.

“The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn’t exist.”
– Aaron Machado

“Am I not destroying my enemies when I make friends of them?”
– Abraham Lincoln

“Don’t walk behind me; I may not lead. Don’t walk in front of me; I may not follow. Just walk beside me and be my friend”
– Albert Camus

“However rare true love may be, it is less so than true friendship”
– Albert Einstein

“When a woman like that whom I’ve seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.”
– Alice Duer Miller

“A degree of friendship is called slight when its object is poor or obscure, and intimate when he is rich or famous.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“Friendship. A ship big enough to carry two in fair weather, but only one in foul.”
– Ambrose Bierce

“I’ve always said that in politics, your enemies can’t hurt you, but your friends will kill you.”
– Ann Richards

“Men kick friendship around like a football and it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it falls to pieces.”
– Anne Lindbergh

“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
– Anne Morrow Lindbergh

“Everyone hears what you say, Friends listen to what you say, Best friends listen to what you don’t say.”
– Anonymous

“Best friends listen to what you don’t.”
– Anonymous.

“I got a lot of best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!”
– Archie Bunker

“I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!”
– Archie Bunker.

“The antidote for fifty enemies is one friend”
– Aristotle

“A friend to all is a friend to none. ”
– Aristotle

“A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.”
– Arthur Brisbane

“Show me a genuine case of platonic friendship, and I shall show you two old or homely faces.”
– Austin O’Malley

“Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes.”
– Author Unknown

“Marriage is a sort of friendship recognized by the police.”
– Author Unknown

“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.”
– Author Unknown

“Friends are God‘s ways of apologizing for our families.”
– Author Unknown

“I’m your best friend, you just don’t know that yet.”
– Author Unknown

“Love is blind. Friendship tries not to notice.”
– Author Unknown

“A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.”
– Author Unknown

“Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.”
– Author Unknown

“I got a lotta best friends. Some o’ them I don’t even hardly know!”
– Author Unknown

“It takes a long time to grow an old friend.”
– Author Unknown

“We must hang together, or surely we shall hang separately.”
– Author Unknown

“Friends are God’s ways of apologizing for our families.”
– Author Unknown

“This the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and have her nonsense respected.”
– Author Unknown

“You can’t stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.”
– Author Unknown

“Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.”
– Author Unknown

“Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, ‘What! You too? I thought I was the only one.”
– Author Unknown

“There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.”
– Author Unknown

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