Funny Friendship Quotes And Sayings

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“When you face a crisis, you know who your true friends are.”
– Earvin “Magic” Johnson

“I have great faith in fools my friends call it self-confidence.”
– Edgar Allan Poe

“When a friend is in trouble, don’t annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.”
– Edgar Watson Howe

“Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them. ”
– Edwin Arlington Robinson

“No man can be called friendless who has God and the companionship of good books”
– Elizabeth Barrett Browning

“A friend never defends a husband who gets his wife an electric skillet for her birthday.”
– Erma Bombeck

“Friends are “annuals” that need seasonal nurturing to bear blossoms. Family is a “perennial” that comes up year after year, enduring the droughts of absence and neglect. There’s a place in the garden for both of them.”
– Erma Bombeck, Family: The Ties that Bind … And Gag!

“Give me one friend, just one, who meets the needs of all my varying moods.”
– Esther M. Clark

“The best time to make friends is before you need them.”
– Ether Barrymore

“Friends are relatives you make for yourself. ”
– Eustache Deschamps

“A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.”
– Fr. Jerome Cummings

“Without friends the world is but a wilderness.”
– Francis Bacon

“A friend is someone with whom you dare to be yourself”
– Frank Crane

“Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.”
– G. Randolf

“Animals are my friends…and I don’t eat my friends.”
– George Bernard Shaw

“One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.”
– George Carlin

“Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.”
– George Ebers

“No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.”
– Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.’”
– Groucho Marx

“Outside of a dog, a book is man’s best friend. Inside of a dog it’s too dark to read.”
– Groucho Marx

“When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun’.”
– Groucho Marx

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
– Harry S. Truman

“You want a friend in Washington? Get a dog.”
– Harry Truman

“I would rather walk with a friend in the dark, than alone in the light.”
– Helen Keller

“There is nothing I would not do for those who are really my friends. I have no notion of loving people by halves, it is not my nature”
– Jane Austen

“Business, you know, may bring money, but friendship hardly ever does. ”
– Jane Austen

“A wife is a friend first, a lover second, and third and probably most important, a maid.”
– Jarod Kintz

“The capacity for friendship is God’s way of apologizing for our families.”
– Jay McInerney

“It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That’s what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.”
– Jerry Seinfeld

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