Funny Fortune Cookie Sayings And Quotes

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“How much deeper would the ocean by without sponges?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“I don’t suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“I found your boyfriend on craigslist. He wasn’t selling his pool table.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“I started out with nothing and I still have most of it.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door. – Milton Berle”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made with meat?”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“If you grow up to be famous you owe me $ because I totally called it!”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“If you meet a man with brown eyes, run!”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“If you think we are going to sum up your whole life on this little piece of paper your crazy”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“If you’re eating me, you’ve already eaten too much.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Ignore previous fortunes.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“It could be worse. I could have become toilet paper.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“It is easier to resist at the beginning than at the end.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“It’s lonely at the top; but you do eat better.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“It’s about time I got out of that cookie.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Leftover tip: Put the rice in an airtight container.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Let’s just say that the cookie is going to be the better part of the fortune cookie.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Life will be happy until the end when you’ll pee yourself a lot.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Man who run behind car get exhausted.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Meh.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“My uncle is a Ouija board.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Never answer an anonymous letter.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Never forget a friend. Especially if he owes you.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Never give up, unless defeat arouses that girl in accounting.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Never tease a midget with a high five”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

“Never tease an armed midget with a high five.”
– Funny Fortune Cookie Saying

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