Southern Sayings And Quotes

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“So dusty the rabbits are digging holes six feet in the air.”
– Southern Saying

“So hot the hens are laying hard-boiled eggs.”
– Southern Saying

“So hungry my belly thinks my throat’s been cut.”
– Southern Saying

“Something smells bad enough to knock a dog off a gut wagon.”
– Southern Saying

“Sorry as a two dollar watch.”
– Southern Saying

“Sun don’t shine on the same dog’s tail all the time.”
– Southern Saying

“Tell the truth and shame the devil.”
– Southern Saying

“That dog wont hunt.”
– Southern Saying

“That man is talking with his tongue out of his shoe.”
– Southern Saying

“That rain was a real frogwash.”
– Southern Saying

“That stinks so bad it could knock a buzzard off a gut wagon.”
– Southern Saying

“That would make a bishop mad enough to kick in stained-glass windows.”
– Southern Saying

“That’s a gracious plenty.”
– Southern Saying

“The porch light’s on, but no one’s home.”
– Southern Saying

“The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket.”
– Southern Saying

“There’s a tree stump in a Louisiana swamp with a higher IQ.”
– Southern Saying

“Those pants are so tight…I could see her religion.”
– Southern Saying

“Tighter than bark on a tree.”
– Southern Saying

“Too poor to paint, too proud to whitewash.”
– Southern Saying

“Took off like Moody’s goose.”
– Southern Saying

“Tough as whit leather.”
– Southern Saying

“Tougher than the back end of a shootin’ gallery.”
– Southern Saying

“Two peas in a pod. ”
– Southern Saying

“Two shakes of a sheep’s tail.”
– Southern Saying

“Well, color me stupid!”
– Southern Saying

“Well, slap my head and call me silly!”
– Southern Saying

“Well, tie me to a pig and roll me in mud.”
– Southern Saying

“We’re off like a herd of turtles.”
– Southern Saying

“Wild as a hog.”
– Southern Saying

“Wild as a peach orchard hog.”
– Southern Saying

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