Southern Sayings And Quotes

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“He fell out of the ugly tree hitting every branch on the way down!”
– Southern Saying

“He gets a burr in his saddle.”
– Southern Saying

“He looks like 10 miles of bad road.”
– Southern Saying

“He smelled bad enough to gag a maggot.”
– Southern Saying

“He squeezes a quarter so tight the eagle screams.”
– Southern Saying

“He was as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.”
– Southern Saying

“He was mean enough to hunt bears with a hickory switch.”
– Southern Saying

“He was so poor, he had a tumbleweed as a pet.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s a snake in the grass.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s about as confused as a fart in a fan factory.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s about as useful as a steering wheel on a mule.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s about as useful as an ashtray on a motorcycle.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s as happy as if he had good sense.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s as tight as the pages in a book.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s as windy as a sack full of farts. ”
– Southern Saying

“He’s got enough money to burn a wet mule.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s got more guts than you could hang on a fence.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s only got one oar in the water.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s slicker than pig snot on a radiator.”
– Southern Saying

“He’s so rich he buys a new boat when he gets the other one wet.”
– Southern Saying

“Hold your horses.”
– Southern Saying

“Hotter than a 2 dollar pistol.”
– Southern Saying

“Hotter than blue blazes.”
– Southern Saying

“I been running all over hell’s half acre.”
– Southern Saying

“I bought it for a song and you can sing it yourself. ”
– Southern Saying

“I could eat the north end of a south-bound polecat.”
– Southern Saying

“I couldn’t buy a hummingbird on a string for a nickel.”
– Southern Saying

“I feel like I’ve been chewed up and spit out.”
– Southern Saying

“I feel like I’ve been rode hard and hung up dry. ”
– Southern Saying

“I’m gonna tan your hide.”
– Southern Saying

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